Red Skelton

We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant

We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant – A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean Little Kid (famous for the “I dood it!” line) Mean widdle kid (Red Skelton): We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant...

February 13, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

The estimate tax

Red Skelton on The estimate tax – If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had to fill out the estimate tax, but I didn’t sign it. Rod O’Connor: No? Red Skelton: No, I figure if I have to...

February 12, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane

Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane – Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by.)

February 11, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

She needs a monkey to get into Heaven

She needs a monkey to get into Heaven – Courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton joke: I had a dream that my wife was at the Pearly Gates. St Peter told her she needed a monkey in order to get into heaven. So she s...

February 10, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

Red Skelton on excercise

Red Skelton on exercise, during a stand-up routine. From comedian and film star Red Skelton:

February 9, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

I Dood It – funny movie quotes

Red Skelton, Patricia Dane, Eleanor Powell & Thurston Hall in I Dood It

Funny movie quotes from I Dood It!(1943) starring Red Skelton, Eleanor Powell Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where s your ticket? Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go. Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment, this ticket...

February 9, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes