People Who Like People are Cannibals
In People Who Like People are Cannibals, a lady scientist (Barbara Feldon) tests out her new chicken-feed formula on “human guinea pig” Clem Kadiddlehopper.
Don’t Look a Wooden Gift Horse in the Mouth
The Story of Helen of Troy or Don’t Look a Wooden Gift Horse in the Mouth – The Red Skelton Hour season 18, originally aired January 21, 1969 Monologue Don’t Look a Wooden Gift Horse…
Rings on Her Fingers Also Go Through Your Nose
Rings on Her Fingers Also Go Through Your Nose – George Appleby is working at the zoo. So his wife Clara wants him to buy life insurance from Nipsey Russell! What could possibly go wrong?
He Who Steals My Dump Steals Trash
In He Who Steals My Dump Steals Trash, Freddie the Freeloader tries to help an amnesiac (George Gobel) recover his memory.
The Spy with the Leaky Mouth
The Spy with the Leaky Mouth, The Red Skelton Hour season 17, with Godfrey Cambridge
In The Spy with the Leaky Mouth, Clem Kadiddlehopper stumbles into a spy ring when he visits a dentist! But American spy Godfrey Cambridge wants to retrieve the secrets!
Not with My Dump You Don’t
Not with My Dump You Don’t – The Red Skelton Hour season 16, with Terry-Thomas
Not With My Dump You Don’t – in this episode of The Red Skelton Hour, Terry-Thomas condemns Freddie the Freeloader‘s shack as an eyesore! Then, it’s on to Washington …
The Fortune Crookie [Red Skelton Hour]
The Fortune Crookie – The Red Skelton Hour season 16, with Jackie Cookie, Ozzie and Harriet Nelson. Originally aired January 17, 1967
In The Fortune Crookie, San Fernando Red and his assistant Curly operate a photography studio where they match lonely clients with families. And Ozzie and Harriet Nelson make the perfect family!
Mother Knows Best AKA Mother Knows Pest
Mother Knows Best AKA Mother Knows Pest, with Audrey Meadows – The Red Skelton Hour, season 16, originally aired October 11, 1966
Mother Knows Pest – Junior the Mean Little Kid’s mother is looking for her newest husband on an ocean cruise. And Junior wants to “help”!
Clothes Make the Bum
Clothes Make the Bum – The Red Skelton Show, season 17, with Terry-Thomas and Nancy Wilson, originally aired October 17, 1967
In Clothes Make the Bum, Freddie the Freeloader accidentally gets involved in a fancy department store fashion show. Despite the best efforts of Terry-Thomas and Nancy Wilson!
Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make
Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars – The Red Skelton Hour, season 19, with Cesar Romero
In Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars, Inmates Cesar Romero and Bolivar Shagnasty revolt against lousy prison food . Then, the drunken Willie Lump Lump “helps” a young boy with his lemonade stand.